well first I would make use of Blake Lively’s tallness and get her to help me tie Penn to a chair where I would proceed to cut off his ugly muppet hair. Then thankfully I have extensive experience with psychology classes and I will try to mediate the shit out of these two and they won’t leave the room until they get back together.

I love you more tho

Omg Leighton and Gillian fuuuuuuck. That one took me a while. I know I will probably get so much hate from the X-Files community and Gillian stans but I don’t really care I am going to have to go with Leighton. Personally I really relate to Leighton a lot and I admire her and how she deals with things gracefully and to me she seems like such a great girl.

Oh and definitely Lauren. She was my first old hollywood love. I love her and Bogie together, I love how she is and her personality and everything I am sentimentally attached to her. 

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHLOE MADDIE IS NUMBER ONE.

It’s ok Brooke I don’t judge you for being a Candy Apple ^_^